Gig I-spy

For anyone who isn't a regular on the official site message board, this is a game we invented - partly because we kept noticing some odd/similar things at gigs, and partly because we were bored!

The Rules

It's really very simple - check out the list below, and add up your score. If you've spotted something you think deserves to be on the list, let us know.

Thanks to Jo from the board, who suggested some of these.

The List

- KFC/Favourite Chicken spotted near venue (+15 if the band are in there, +5 for a support act)

- 12yr old pissed fake lesbian goths - 5 points each extra 5 points if she ends up getting off with some adidas clad teenage bloke

- Suspected bass player dressed entirely in black - 5 points extra 5 points if he actually is a bassist

- Suspected ginger drummer - 10 points minus 5 if he actually turns out to be the band's manager

- Long haired lighting/sound guy - 2 points bonus 2 points if he's wearing tight black jeans

Hippy tambourine guy - 15 points

- *Really* pissed dodgy looking fellas who really dont look like they would be fans of either bands. Extra points for one of them being so drunk he loses his mate (during the 45s set).

- A girl whos first gig it is, probably wearing a 'ROCK' t-shirt (extra points!), doesnt know any of the words, apart from one song where she goes mental. - Girl whos in front of you in the mosh, shes seems like a real big fan but her elbows jut into you Extra points for her having very long hair, it being down and you getting tangled in it.

- Very prominent snogging couple. At EVERY gig. Ever.

- Girl in tiara and holding a wand. Extra points if she also has fairy wings on.

- A group of people who sit on the floor in a circle the whole time smoking joints.

-Dadfan (lots of points)

-Drunken blonde girl (v. common so only 2)

-Being groped by fat drunk bloke (3 for each time)

-Being hit on the head (1)

-Being elbowed in the head by the drummer (not that i'm referring to any incident with H and Matt VB!) (20)